<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1074259203036311950</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:26:38.932-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Limericks</title><subtitle type='html'>Лимерики посвящаются друзьям к 1 апреля.
За ненормативную лексику и олбанский изыг аффтар ни атвичаит.
Претензии принимаются по известному всем адресу.
Отзывы, комментарии и ответы поощряются в общепринятой форме.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://loradru-limericks.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1074259203036311950/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://loradru-limericks.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>loradru</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07835744082809987329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='19' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mlSvJI_y1g0/R1GO0lA8rtI/AAAAAAAAAAg/7Sh-cYaEWpg/S220/l1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1074259203036311950-7217354799509557146?l=loradru-limericks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://loradru-limericks.blogspot.com/feeds/7217354799509557146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1074259203036311950&amp;postID=7217354799509557146' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1074259203036311950/posts/default/7217354799509557146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1074259203036311950/posts/default/7217354799509557146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://loradru-limericks.blogspot.com/2008/03/blog-post_27.html' title='Миша К'/><author><name>loradru</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07835744082809987329</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='19' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mlSvJI_y1g0/R1GO0lA8rtI/AAAAAAAAAAg/7Sh-cYaEWpg/S220/l1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1074259203036311950.post-6515296004000145887</id><published>2008-03-26T13:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-26T13:47:59.761-07:00</updated><title type='text'>из Тивона</title><content type='html'>Многодетный отец из Тивона&lt;br /&gt;Подучил одного мудозвона&lt;br /&gt;Чтоб за час до зари&lt;br /&gt;Он звонил попурри&lt;br /&gt;Из Чайковского и Мендельсона&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1074259203036311950-6515296004000145887?l=loradru-limericks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mlSvJI_y1g0/R1GO0lA8rtI/AAAAAAAAAAg/7Sh-cYaEWpg/S220/l1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1074259203036311950.post-8620372331924599642</id><published>2008-03-26T06:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-26T06:12:44.309-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Психиатры К.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Психиатров семейка крутая&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;На работу в Европу летает.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Всей палатою ваш&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Европейский вояж&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;В телевизоре мы наблюдаем.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1074259203036311950-8620372331924599642?l=loradru-limericks.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mlSvJI_y1g0/R1GO0lA8rtI/AAAAAAAAAAg/7Sh-cYaEWpg/S220/l1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1074259203036311950.post-97431674663839195</id><published>2008-03-26T01:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-26T14:03:51.754-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Программист Б.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Программист и солидный мужчина&lt;br /&gt;На работе вспылил без причины.&lt;br /&gt;Если ты не Кличко -&lt;br /&gt;Не маши кулачком,&lt;br /&gt;Интеллектом дави дурачину&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1074259203036311950-97431674663839195?l=loradru-limericks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://loradru-limericks.blogspot.com/feeds/97431674663839195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mlSvJI_y1g0/R1GO0lA8rtI/AAAAAAAAAAg/7Sh-cYaEWpg/S220/l1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1074259203036311950.post-2093049983480994611</id><published>2008-03-26T01:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-26T02:50:14.824-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Гинеколог Ш.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Гинеколог один на Адаре&lt;br /&gt;Был вчера алкоголем ударен.&lt;br /&gt;А сегодня весь день&lt;br /&gt;ковырялся в п...де.&lt;br /&gt;Трудно выжить врачу на Адаре.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1074259203036311950-2093049983480994611?l=loradru-limericks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://loradru-limericks.blogspot.com/feeds/2093049983480994611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mlSvJI_y1g0/R1GO0lA8rtI/AAAAAAAAAAg/7Sh-cYaEWpg/S220/l1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1074259203036311950.post-1017819016918248554</id><published>2008-03-26T00:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T09:58:15.882-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Про кота Колбасия</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Кот &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/larisadru/Cat_Kolbasij"&gt;Колбасий&lt;/a&gt; из города Хайфа&lt;br /&gt;Не познал сексуального лайфа,&lt;br /&gt;Но лишенный яиц&lt;br /&gt;Он летал среди птиц,&lt;br /&gt;Это тоже подобие кайфа&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1074259203036311950-1017819016918248554?l=loradru-limericks.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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